You've arrived at the Brothelflock of Platypi homepage. More specifically at P2the3.org, the nesting grounds of the most elusive Platypi at all: the Platypi Posing as Penguins or the P to the 3.

In all likelihood, you've gotten yourself into this mess in one of two ways. You were either searching for us like Neo looking for the Matrix, a little thought crawling around in your brain: "What is the Brothelflock," or you already knew what it was and had but to follow the signs.... well, that or you followed a link somewhere off some page and accidently found yourself here. No matter. Welcome.

Feel free to have a look around, get oriented. Most of the links at the top of the page are self explanatory, just as a point of reference, the About page will contain information about the P2the3 itself, and the Forums are not as smoothly integrated as they could be. If you wander down that path, you'll have to follow the Cat in the Hat back here. You'll understand once you go. Oh, and don't forget, quicklinks are on the right, do stop in and check out the gallery.

New Programs

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Be sure to check out the Platypus Ripper on the download page. It takes your MP3 files from your ipod and renames them into a specified directory. This will not remove DRM, and it will not do any files other than MP3s.

Also, for those of you who use the TRASH program for Pinnacle's Hell on Earth, a new release has been issued. Your objects are now stored in an SQL database, and you can imbed objects into other objects. Also, the powers from Iron Oasis have been added. This program is a work in progress. Please stop by the forums and leave me a message if you have any problems with it.

Why the Platypus > You

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Harvey Platypus

  1. It forages for food 12 hours a day.
  2. It has venomous spurs.
  3. It excreets milk through its skin.
  4. It clearly has mad art skills.